MORE THAN 300 FED AT PAUL’S FISH FRY

American Legion Post 372 and VFW Post 5510 held Paul’s Fish Fry at The Port on Sunday, March 9, and it was another huge success with more than 300 fish dinners served. Pictured are: back row: Pat Lutz, Leo Klotz, Ron Reynolds, Paul Wendl, Dave Carstens and Chuck Rockwell. Front row: Doug Hemphill, Dave Beidelman, Patrick Moylan and Lynn Zajicek.

Jeanette, Mark and David Parker stayed till the very end to enjoy the fish and family conversation.

MJ and Dave Brown along with Ted and Patty Reeve enjoy the event.

LAKE PANORAMA COUPLE EMBRACE THEIR WANDERLUST

LAKE PANORAMA COUPLE EMBRACE THEIR WANDERLUST

John and Beth Muenzenberger have visited all seven continents.

 

By Susan Thompson | Lake Panorama Times

In February, Beth and John Muenzenberger flew to Argentina to board a Viking Cruise ship that took them to Antarctica.

Wanderlust is a German word that means a strong or irresistible desire to travel. Based on their travel history, it is clear John and Beth Muenzenberger have embraced their wanderlust, and they don’t plan to stop anytime soon. 

The Muenzenbergers recently returned from Antarctica, which means they now have visited all seven continents. They had already been to Asia, Africa, Australia, Europe, South America, and, of course, North America, on trips that took them to more than 40 countries. 

“Our first trip together was a skiing trip to Wisconsin in early 1974,” John says. “It was my first time skiing, and Beth was an excellent teacher.” 

Beth was born in Massachusetts. When she was in eighth grade, her family moved to Carmel, Indiana. John grew up in a suburb of Milwaukee. Just before his senior year in high school, his family also moved to Carmel. 

Beth and John met in study hall and dated through their senior year of high school. They both attended Purdue University and married the summer before their senior year.  

Beth Muenzenberger looks back toward her husband, John, for a photo as they kayak along the Antarctica shoreline. Penguins are visible on the rocks and ice ahead of them.

John earned a degree in agricultural sciences, and Beth majored in speech and hearing. After they graduated from Purdue, they moved to Dallas, where Beth attended the University of Texas at Dallas, earning a master’s degree in audiology.  

Beth was an audiologist for 35 years, taking care of patients in Des Moines. John was at Pioneer the last 28 years of his career, working domestically and internationally on the company’s oilseed portfolio, which involved canola, sunflower and soybean.

The couple moved to West Des Moines in 1991 and has been married 47 years. They have two married daughters and four grandchildren. 

Early in their marriage, favorite travel destinations were Hilton Head Island in South Carolina and road trips around the United States. 

“We’ve been going to Hilton Head nearly every summer since the late 1970s,” Beth says. “It started when my parents purchased a timeshare in Sea Pines Plantation. Years later, when they moved to Hilton Head, they gave us their timeshare, and we continued to go there as our daughters were growing up. Now we go each year with our daughters, their husbands and our grandchildren. We’ve made many special memories there.” 

Beth and John Muenzenberger had two opportunities to kayak on their recent visit to Antarctica. In the background is the Viking Cruise ship that brought them to Antarctica from Argentina.

After that first ski trip in 1974, John and Beth started another family tradition. 

“We took spring break skiing trips,” John says. “We went almost every year when the girls were growing up. It was wonderful family time. We don’t ski anymore, but our daughters and their families do.” 

One family ski trip was especially memorable. In 2009, the couple, their two daughters and their future sons-in-law were on the slopes in Keystone, Colorado. Christie’s boyfriend had earlier asked John’s permission to marry her. Both men kept the proposal a secret until Christie walked into the ski chalet to show off her engagement ring. 

“As we were approaching retirement, we decided to stay near Des Moines because one of our daughters lives there,” Beth says. “When John asked me where I would like to retire, my answer was always somewhere looking at water. We drove to Lake Panorama one weekend and loved what we saw. We bought an undeveloped lot on Burchfield Cove and owned it for three years before purchasing the house we now live in near Shady Beach. We love it here.”

Annual spring break ski trips to Colorado began when the Muenzenbergers’ two daughters were small and continued for many years. This photo was taken in 2009 at Keystone, Colorado, the year daughter Christie got engaged.

The Muenzenbergers became full-time Lake Panorama residents in 2017, shortly after Beth retired. John retired a year later.

“We retired early so we could travel,” Beth says. “We were getting older and knew there were lots of trips we wanted to take. Then COVID hit, which slowed us down for a while.” 

Their first major trip after John’s retirement was to Italy, where they spent three weeks. For the first week, they immersed themselves in the culture of Florence. Next, they stayed in an Agri-Turismo, which is a bed-and-breakfast on a working farm in Tuscany, then finished in Lugano Switzerland.  

“We love learning about history and experiencing the culture and cuisine of different parts of the world,” John says. “It’s quality time to check out and relax. Vacations have always a priority for us. We feel it’s important to spend quality family time away from day-to-day distractions. Our girls have the travel bug, too.”

The couple has been to Europe several times and Australia twice. They also visited China and Turkey. While in France, time at Normandy and Omaha Beach was emotional. 

John and Beth Muenzenberger are shown on their visit to Athens, Greece, in 2024. Here they are in front of the Parthenon, an ancient temple on the hill of the Acropolis. This three-week trip included stops in Croatia, Montenegro and Turkey.

“It’s so beautiful and peaceful now, but to think and reflect on the sacrifices American, Canadian and British troops made to preserve freedom is quite moving,” John says. “Walking on the beach and looking up at the cliffs, you wonder how they made it. As you enter the American Cemetery at Omaha Beach, there is a sign stating you are leaving France and entering U.S. territory.”

The couple’s first trip to Munich, Germany, was memorable for a different reason. 

“We visited the English Gardens, a large city park. It was a hot day, and many locals were enjoying the park,” John says. “The river running through has rapids where people surf. We noticed that many people were naked, which is common in Europe and doesn’t raise eyebrows.”

Rather than use a travel agency, the couple plans most of their trips on their own. 

“Beth loves to research destinations, and then we make final decisions together,” John says. “We love to explore. Often, we rent a car and just go. If we take a wrong turn, we say it’s an opportunity to visit a new spot. It’s much easier now that we have GPS. We used to drive in Europe with a map.” 

John and Beth Muenzenberger have been traveling to Hilton Head Island in South Carolina nearly every summer since the late 1970s. It started as a visit to Beth’s parents. Now the couple is joined by their two daughters, sons-in-law and their four grandchildren. Left to right, the grandkids are Graham, Grace, Ben and Sam. The adults are Beth, John, Christie, Travis, Sarah and Chris.

The past few years, the couple has taken more cruises. 

“We have loved every minute,” John says. “We’ve been on cruises to the Caribbean and Alaska. We have been on some Viking Ocean cruises around Europe and from New Zealand to Australia. We were in South America a year ago and cruised on the Amazon River for 1,000 miles.” 

Their recent trip to Antarctica also was a Viking Cruise, which left from Ushuaia, Argentina.

“To get to Antarctica, the ship has to cross the Drake Passage,” John says. “The Drake Passage can be calm, which is called Drake Lake, or very rough, called Drake Shake. For us, it was in between, with 12- to 15-foot waves and 70 mile per hour winds.” 

The Viking ship carried 380 passengers and 250 crew members. It was built with powerful engines that can move the ship through ice floes and rough water and a ballast system to help stabilize it while stopped. 

Daily educational sessions were offered on the ship, with scientists and naturalists talking about the ecology and exploration of Antarctica. Passengers could sign up for various excursions on Zodiac boats that held 10 people. Sometimes the boats simply cruised along the shoreline; other times they were able to land and get off to explore.

John and Beth Muenzenberger visited New Zealand in 2023. Here they are in Christchurch, which was nearly leveled by a major earthquake in 2011. The city is still recovering.

“Things changed every day,” Beth says. “Because of the icebergs and constant movement, sometimes planned landing sites didn’t work out. Once we got into a narrow passage that earlier boats were able to go through, and an iceberg moved in so we had to turn around and go back.”

Waterproof coats were included in the cost of the cruise, and pants and boots were provided. 

“We were able to keep the coats,” John says. “The cruise line and workers are very careful about minimizing any potential impact on the continent and the wildlife. Whenever we returned to the ship, our gear and boots were power washed.” 

The couple kayaked twice. 

“It’s impossible to describe how beautiful it is there,” John says. “The field view is a glacier with icebergs breaking off and floating in the water. We saw penguins, several types of seals and lots of humpback whales.”

The Muenzenbergers often are asked to name their favorite destination. 

“It is so hard to narrow it down to one place,” John says. “Our answer usually is our favorite is the last place we visited.” 

One of the more than 40 countries John and Beth Muenzenberger have visited is China. They were there for 10 days in 2011. Here they are standing in front of the entrance to the Forbidden City. Their guided tour included Beijing, Hong Kong and Guilin.

That means Antarctica is currently their favorite place. 

“It was right up our alley,” Beth says. “We loved all of it.”  

Before sailing to Antarctica, the couple spent a few days visiting Buenos Aires and Iguazu Falls.  

“These are beautiful waterfalls on the border of Argentina and Brazil, the second largest waterfall system in the world,” John says. “We hiked both the upper and lower falls and took a boat into the waterfalls. It was nice to spend time in hot weather before going somewhere cold.” 

Within the United States, both John and Beth have been to 48 states. John hasn’t been to Oregon and Vermont, while Beth is missing Oregon and Washington. 

“We are considering following the Lewis and Clark trail and knocking those last few states off our bucket list,” John says.

What international travel destinations remain on their bucket list?

“We plan to visit the Galapagos Islands and Machu Pichu in the future,” John says. “We hope to take a European river cruise soon. We also would like to go on an African Safari and visit Japan.” 

John and Beth Muenzenberger are shown on a visit to Two Lights State Park near Portland, Maine. Beth’s grandparents took her there many times when she was a young girl.

John offers suggestions for people who say they’d like to travel more but don’t get it done. 

“Develop a bucket list, keep it updated, add to it, pack your bags and go,” he says. “Traveling with a tour group is a great way to visit another country, if you are uncomfortable going out on your own. I would think about choosing a tour that spends a few days at each stop, rather than moving to a different city each night. As for the jet lag, just grind through it.”

THE PROOF IS IN THE NUMBERS

The word “audit” makes many of us cringe, especially this time of year as we gather materials to submit for our taxes. But, in the media world, “audit” has a positive meaning, as it is proof or verification of what we claim to have as our distribution and readership.  As a reader, you certainly don’t question this, but those who place advertising do — and they should. Believe it or not, the media world also has some dishonest people who make big claims about their listenership, viewership or readership without any proof to back it up.  

I have written about the importance of this in a past column, and I thank those of you who participated in the Lake Panorama Times audit. I also mentioned that we would be having our other publications (Guthrie Center Times and Panora Times) audited as well. Those audits are now complete, and we had the results from all three combined so we could have a better idea of who is reading our publications. This is important, as many of our advertising customers buy in all three publications. Here are a few data points you may find interesting:  

  • With all three publications, we have a combined net circulation of 7,122 copies to 10,288 readers. In a county this size, that is a large audience of readers of our publications.  
  • We also have 6,748 digital contacts, creating total estimated gross contacts of 17,036. This, of course, does include some duplication.  
  • On average, our print publications have 1.85 readers per copy.  
  • 73.2% of our readers say they purchase products or services from ads seen in our publications. 
  • 48% say they keep our publications one month or more. 
  • 56% of our readers are female. 
  • The average age of our reader is 56.3. 
  • Our average reader household income is $125,342. 
  • 81% of our readers have attended college.  

I have had the distribution and readership of our other publications audited for decades. This includes CITYVIEW and our 14 Iowa Living magazines. I feel it is important to share facts and data and not simply make claims. For years, I have been frustrated when advertisers tell us they get customers from their websites and social media platforms, but they don’t give us credit for driving their customers to those platforms. In our most recent audits, the following question was asked, and the results are in parenthesis.  

How do you respond to ads seen in the publication? (% of total)

  • Call the advertiser for more information (19%)
  • Go to the advertiser’s store or business (44%)
  • Visit the advertiser’s website (56%)
  • Visit the advertiser’s social media (13%)
  • Internet search the advertiser’s business (34%)
  • Email the advertiser for more information (01%)

The results are not unexpected to us and probably not to you as a reader either. You know that, when you see a print ad, you seek out additional information on the customer before you buy. These are enlightening facts for those who place advertising to market the goods and/or services of their business.  

Times are certainly changing, and all of us are seeking multiple ways to seek out information before we spend our hard-earned money. I feel fortunate to know that so many of you look to us before you buy, and I truly appreciate that. Those who advertise in the pages of this publication do, too.  

As always, I thank you for reading.

 

Shane Goodman
Editor and Publisher
Lake Panorama Times
641-332-2707
shane@gctimesnews.com

SNOW WHITE. STATHAM. MICKEY. NOVOCAINE. AND A BLACK BAG.

By Michael C. Woody | Lake Panorama Times

“Night of the Zoopocalypse”

This is what it looks like when a studio makes an animated film that they really have no care for, nothing to really gain and, frankly, just threw it into the theaters to see if it might stick. It didn’t, and for good reason. No story, nothing memorable in the cast of characters, and just a sloppy effort to cash in on kids when they were home for spring break. Grade: D

 

“Mickey 17”  

I was not a big fan of this writer/director’s last film, “Parasite,” but it won Best Picture, Best Director and a bevy of other important awards a couple years ago. “Mickey 17” tells us the story of a future society that has created a way to bring people back to life after death. Instead of letting them reestablish their lives, they use them as guinea pigs to go into dangerous situations — over and over again. So, Robert Pattinson, who still owes me money for those weird “Twilight” vampire movies, is Mickey 17, an “undesirable” who has died and been brought back 17 times. When an undesirable decides to stay alive and not die, the plot thickens. By the time that two Mickeys come back to life and have a threesome with a woman, I mentally checked out.  I guess I won’t have to wait for the writer/director’s next release. I left the theater thinking of just one question: “What’s the point?” Grade: C-

 

“Black Bag”

Stephen Soderberg has directed and written some great movies including his last film, “Presence,” a modern ghost story from the ghost’s point of view. “Black Bag” gives us the story of some government spies in England with a potential mole in the group. Many dinners and conversations later, we find out who it is, but there was really no way for us to even have an educated guess. The movie is still good, but the pace is decidedly different than you may be used to. Grade: B+

“Novocaine”  

I have no idea who Jack Quaid is. I guessed he was Dennis Quaid’s son, and I was correct, but I never would have guessed that his mother is Meg Ryan. Talk about hitting the genetic jackpot. In “Novocaine,” he plays a young man with a condition that prevents him from feeling any pain. You can burn him, knife him, run him over with a car or whatever. Quaid plays it well, though it slips dangerously close to slapstick at times. I did laugh out loud several times, but the finale went on way too long. Grade: B

 

“The Alto Knights”

This movie is a bit of a conundrum for me. You take a well-respected and award-winning director like Barry Levinson (“Rainman,” “Wag the Dog” and “Disclosure”), hire a top-notch writer like Nicholas Pileggi (“Goodfellas,” “Casino” and “City Hall”) and then hire Robert DeNiro (“Cape Fear,” “The Deer Hunter,” “Raging Bull” and “The Godfather Part 2”) and ask him to play two different roles? Maybe they were short on money and saved a little cash? I wish I could report that it was worth all that talent, but I can’t. It was a good — sometimes very good — movie, but the gimmick wore me out. Grade: B

 

“Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs”

The remake of one of Disney’s top five classic films, “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,” will always raise eyebrows. As expected when you touch a classic film, criticism will follow before anyone has even seen it. In my opinion, this time the criticism was particularly vicious. It started with the casting of a non-white actress in the lead role. Heaven forbid! Then, they chose (rightly, in my opinion) to use CGI to recreate the seven dwarfs (again, in my opinion, the only way it could have been done well). In spite of the criticism, I found the movie to be charming, funny and everything the original was, in different ways. I believe that 95 out of 100 kids who see this movie will love it. Isn’t that who it was made for? Grade: B

 

“A Working Man”

I’m a big fan of Jason Statham. If you love action films, here is a guy who seems to have all the skills one would need to take down 25 guys at once. He also can have a nice touch of self-deprecating humor. Interestingly, this movie was written and directed by Sylvester Stallone.  Statham plays a construction foreman with a “past” and some crazy good skills. When the boss’ daughter is abducted in a bar, Statham’s character is asked to step in.  Let’s just say that he more than steps in. The first half of this movie is great fun. Then the whole darned thing goes so far off the rails it is amazing it got released. There has to be 100-plus people killed in some of the most gruesome and gory ways, and the violence just never quits. What a disappointment. Grade: B+ for the first half of the movie and D- for the second.

Michael C. Woody has been reviewing movies on radio and television since 1986. He and his wife, Susan, are residents of Lake Panorama.

LAKE PANORAMA LOCATIONS FEATURED ON 2025 HOME TOUR

By Susan Thompson | Lake Panorama Times

The Women’s Service Organization (WSO) annual fundraising home tour for 2025 is Friday, June 6. Five Lake Panorama locations will be featured with four on the east side of the lake and one on the west side. 

Tickets are $30 and include both the tour and lunch at the Lake Panorama National Clubhouse, 5071 Clover Ridge Road. Tickets will be available beginning May 2 and can be reserved by contacting Toni Wright at 641-757-0886. Tickets also can be purchased at the Panora Library. There will be a maximum of 260 tickets available, and organizers say they expect to sell out quickly.

WSO was formed in 1972 when women who worked together to help pass a school bond issue decided they could benefit the local community as a formal organization. 

The first WSO home tour was in 1974 and is the organization’s major fundraiser. The first tour group leaves the LPN clubhouse at 9 a.m. with three additional groups leaving on the half-hour through 10:30 a.m. Each group tours three homes before returning to the LPN for lunch, followed by tours of the remaining two homes. 

Participants are asked to arrive at the LPN clubhouse 20 minutes ahead of their tour time, so they can join the vehicle lineup and receive instructions and description sheets. Several vendors will be at the clubhouse so tour guests can browse and shop during their lunch break. 

WSO committees work in advance to gather information for a one-page description sheet and determine the best order and route. The route isn’t always the most direct but is designed for safety and to accommodate the parking of many vehicles at each home. 

Money raised by this tour funds a renewable scholarship awarded to a graduating Panorama student each year, making four scholarships paid annually. Additional WSO donations go to the Panora Library, Food Pantry, Panora Garden Club, Guthrie County Historical Village, Heritage Park, Tori’s Angels, Relay for Life, Panorama prom and yearbook. Other contributions are considered as projects become apparent.